趣味英语_小学趣味英语,儿童趣味英语,英语趣味题_(1)

03-16

· 趣味英语：水的分子式

the chemical formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!!Teacher: What are you talking about?B....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：谁发现了澳大利亚

Who Discovered Australia?Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It's there, sir.Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who di....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：是灯光吸引了他们？

Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England.No runn....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：生日快乐

A Birthday PresentHelen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what is it?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: ....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：生活幽默

A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me ....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：入室盗窃者

A burglar 入室盗窃者A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You w....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：趣味英语Q&A

趣味英语Q&AQ:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A:A monkey can have fleas,but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：英语幽默笑话（五）

Good News and Bad News(一) The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: "My....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：帕蒂

PaddyThere was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：哪一位女人？

Which woman?One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.On my return,I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and ....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：拿破仑病了

Napoleon Was IllJack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：摩登自行车广告

An Advertisement for Modern BicycleTom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to th....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：妙语连珠

儿子眼中的父亲The seven-year-old: "Father is great, he knows everything."七岁的时候："爸爸是个伟大的人，他什么都知道。"The fourteen-year-ol....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：没关系

All RightHurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing ....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：逻辑推理

Logic ReasoningA fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic."Here is the situation,"she said."a man is standing up in a b....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：吝啬鬼请客

The mean man's party.The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Co....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：可是老师哭了

But the teacher criedThe six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.His father knew it,but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.And....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：可怜的丈夫

The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,"the man complained to his friend."She asks me a questio....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：瞌睡者

The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the fron....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：精明的家庭主妇

A Smart Housewife.A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She w....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：经典搞笑

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 金钱非万能, 信用卡犹在. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：教授的午餐

The Professor's Lunch An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy. "To show you more clearly what I mean. I have here a parcel with....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：几则中英文幽默

小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：好笑的英文笑话

好笑的英文笑话！调查员:What is your father's name？小弟:Happy！！调查员:What is your mother's name？小弟:Smile！调查员:Are you joking？小弟....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：关于礼貌

On Courtesy By Frank S.Hogan 1．Courtous treatment is a recognition by one person that another person has the same dignity as a human being....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：狗也知道这个谚语吗？

Does the dog know the proverb,　too?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right,"said a gentleman,"don't be afr....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：父亲在哪儿？

Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look,"said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!""Yes....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：疯人院

The Looney Bin(疯人院)Late one night at the insane asylum(疯人院）one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said,"How do you know?"The....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：大五个月

Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to j....趣味英语

03-16

· 趣味英语：抄袭

PlagiarismA friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized t....趣味英语

趣味英语

· 趣味英语：水的分子式

· 趣味英语：谁发现了澳大利亚

· 趣味英语：是灯光吸引了他们？

· 趣味英语：生日快乐

· 趣味英语：生活幽默

· 趣味英语：入室盗窃者

· 趣味英语：趣味英语Q&A

· 趣味英语：英语幽默笑话（五）

· 趣味英语：帕蒂

· 趣味英语：哪一位女人？

· 趣味英语：拿破仑病了

· 趣味英语：摩登自行车广告

· 趣味英语：妙语连珠

· 趣味英语：没关系

· 趣味英语：逻辑推理

· 趣味英语：吝啬鬼请客

· 趣味英语：可是老师哭了

· 趣味英语：可怜的丈夫

· 趣味英语：瞌睡者

· 趣味英语：精明的家庭主妇

· 趣味英语：经典搞笑

· 趣味英语：教授的午餐

· 趣味英语：几则中英文幽默

· 趣味英语：好笑的英文笑话

· 趣味英语：关于礼貌

· 趣味英语：狗也知道这个谚语吗？

· 趣味英语：父亲在哪儿？

· 趣味英语：疯人院

· 趣味英语：大五个月

· 趣味英语：抄 袭

· 趣味英语：抄袭