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the chemical formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!!Teacher: What are you talking about?B....ȤζӢ
Who Discovered Australia?Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It's there, sir.Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who di....ȤζӢ
Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England.No runn....ȤζӢ
A Birthday PresentHelen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what is it?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: ....ȤζӢ
A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me ....ȤζӢ
A burglar ҵA man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You w....ȤζӢ
ȤζӢQ&AQ:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A:A monkey can have fleas,but a flea can't have monkeys.....ȤζӢ
Good News and Bad News(һ) The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: "My....ȤζӢ
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PaddyThere was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very ownon which he bestowed the name of Paddyand loved mightily....ȤζӢ
Which woman?One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.On my return,I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and ....ȤζӢ
Napoleon Was IllJack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his....ȤζӢ
An Advertisement for Modern BicycleTom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost 50, so he went to th....ȤζӢ
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еĸThe seven-year-old: "Father is great, he knows everything."ʱ"ְǸΰˣʲô֪"The fourteen-year-ol....ȤζӢ
All RightHurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing ....ȤζӢ
Logic ReasoningA fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic."Here is the situation,"she said."a man is standing up in a b....ȤζӢ
The mean man's party.The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Co....ȤζӢ
But the teacher criedThe six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.His father knew it,but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.And....ȤζӢ
The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,"the man complained to his friend."She asks me a questio....ȤζӢ
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the fron....ȤζӢ
A Smart Housewife.A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She w....ȤζӢ
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. Ǯ, ÿ. One should love animals. They are so tasty. ÿ˶Ӧ....ȤζӢ
The Professor's Lunch An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy. "To show you more clearly what I mean. I have here a parcel with....ȤζӢ
СӢĿʱʦ˵May I go to the toilet?ʦ˵Go ahead.СһСָʦ˵May I go to the toilet?ʦ˵....ȤζӢ
ЦӢЦ Ա:What is your father's nameС:HappyԱ:What is your mother's nameС:SmileԱ:Are you jokingС....ȤζӢ
On Courtesy By Frank S.Hogan 1Courtous treatment is a recognition by one person that another person has the same dignity as a human being....ȤζӢ
Does the dog know the proverb,too?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right,"said a gentleman,"don't be afr....ȤζӢ
Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look,"said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!""Yes....ȤζӢ
The Looney Bin(Ժ)Late one night at the insane asylum(Ժone inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said,"How do you know?"The....ȤζӢ
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Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to j....ȤζӢ
PlagiarismA friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized t....ȤζӢ
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